Got ‘em, coach!


Got ‘em, coach!




Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote:

i have been laughing for days “glad to see college paid off” “i went to college i have my masters” “cold”

Reblogging again because perfection

That’s about right.

"I am so disappointed by the lack of lesbians"

Me, consuming every piece of culture ever (via tokomon)

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

Can I have this made with twenties please?


this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

Can I have this made with twenties please?

That first gif is like.. “Presenting CLARA’S BOOBS!”


Just a reminder:

If you’ve gone your entire life without wanting children, and then you slowly begin to develop the desire for them, that’s ok.

Also, if you’ve gone your entire life wanting children, and then you slowly begin to question that desire, that’s ok, too.

There’s nothing wrong with changing your mind. I feel like this doesn’t get said enough.

"You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics."

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 


(via unicornempire)

At this point I have fucks for my fiancée  and sometimes WoW. That is all. Even my writing is no longer fuck-worthy.

(via dragovianknight)



best photoset I’ve ever seen

I’ve seen all I need to see in life 




Gentlemen and women, take note. [x]

Who needs to take note when apparently there are magical, self-tying bowties.


The seventh gif looks sexual.